The black Plague has returned!

Ok so maybe that is just a little drastic but that is exactly how I feel right now. I have a cold/flu and I do not feel good what so fucking ever! Symptoms include:

- fever - muscle and joint pain - coughing - sore throat - fatigue - weakness - runny nose - headache
- unability to concentrate properly - last but not least emergency bathroom running every 10 minutes

I would like to add to this list of "Complaint and Rant" that I still had to run all over town with a 2 and a half year old including a trip to the pediatricion that always ends up being a god damn drama show, make food and I was not able to take a nap without having a 18 pound cat pouncing on me every 10 minutes licking my face.
I did though finaly get some sleep which I was endlessly grateful for until I then had a monster my son wake me up wailing because he has also caught whatever I have God only knows what the hell it may be. I'm still putting my bets on the Plague!
Well...here I am, surviving, barely, with my cup of tea and the best kind of therapy there is:

Bitching

Alright, alright I'm feeling a bit better, not going to make it sound too dramatic, plus there are things to look forward to and the day sorta had nice moments as well.

a.) My kid stopped acting like a monkey, thank God!

b.) I made home made french fries that tasted fab!

c.) My kid and I are celebrating more successful potty training!

d.) I'm going shopping for the rest of his kindergarden supplies tomorrow...which all and all could

     become a curse instead of a blessing if I don't start feeling better!!!

e.) Kindergarden starts next week Tuesday and I will have 6 hours per day where I can run my

     errands IN PEACE and take care of other adult things while Danny has 6 hours to play and be

     happy. YAY!!!

f.) Which should have been a.)...forgive me Dear...My wonderful partner that cares if I die from the

     plague or not and loves me very much!

EPIC home made French Fries *yum*

Yeah good stuff ^ going on!

Now that I have finished my Rant I am going to drag my tired ass bum back to bed and try to start feeling somewhat better! Pray for me.